I was at walmart the other day and i farted loudly. The people looked and my wife looked at them with a blushing face they think it was her. What should i do next time to let them know it was me?
This really happened it is not a joke
Anonymous
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trol. a person old enough to be married is old enough to know.
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You could say something silly like "Just a little crop dusting, folks." or "I think somebody stepped on a frog." Also, you could pretend that it was a ringtone. Just pull out your phone, tap some buttons, and put it back in your pocket. Just be sure to put it on vibrate in case you really do get a call or text.
Anonymous
Trolling is a lost art these days!
petra
just don't fart in public. lol