Why don't we send Dennis Rodman to Syria?

I feel like we should let Ambassador The Worm have a crack at this before we start dropping bombs. What say ye?

phil86562013-09-05T09:00:08Z

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That might upset his boyfriend, the king of North Korea. Remember what happened last time the Rodman left him? He started shooting off missiles.

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Dennis Rodman got many rebounds

james o2013-09-05T20:10:15Z

Remember the remark in MIB?

Troy2013-09-10T04:24:23Z

NO). The smoke he creates might be construed as chemical weaponry?

EEEEEE!!!!!2013-09-05T11:48:25Z

would we be great for psy ops