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Why would you do something like that to a perfectly harmless snake?
There are enough snakes in the government as it is.
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Poor Rat Snake he will get pick up for accessory to a crime. Your CRIME!!!
But poor Rat Snake will be sitting under the bright lights answering the questions
Security Service: What Were You Two Up To?
Rat Snake: I wassssn't upsss to any thingsss I dontsss even knowsss that guy.
Security Service: Oh yeah. REALLY.
Rat Snake: reallysss. Isss jussst ssslipping through the grassssss. Sssswhosssissh I'm insss a dark bagsss then plopsss onsss a ssstrange lawnsss. Thensss all ssssss breaksss outsss. And yousss asssks me the quessstionsss.
Security Service: LOOK SNAKE I'm not taking this ssslither talk from you. DO You Hear Me?
Rat Snake: ssslither talksss? Are yousss making funsss of me?
Security Service: Why are you ssso nervousss sssnakesssy? Slurring your words is a sign of nervousness! We're going to have to up the level of this interrogation SNAKE!.
Rat Snake: I notsss ssslurr wordsss sssnake talksss jussst normal.
So we c a new all see where it goes for Rat Snake ever crime for the last century will be pinned on Rat Snake for his culturally normal speech that was mistaken for nervousness.
Spocko
I doubt that WH security would let Rush in.
Anonymous
Go for it.
Anonymous
Ever heard of the Secret Service? I'd love to see you try this.