Religious ethics question?

I often see WWJD stickers, but that kind of raises an interesting counter-question such as What Would Zeus Do? What are the ethical boundaries that would exist for Zeus that would not exist for Jesus. Were there Olympian based religious ethics that were not cultic, that is not things like no fish on Friday and attending church on Sunday?

nikki12342014-09-07T10:24:09Z

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apparently; being the ruler of all of the gods, he would dictate the lives of men.
the gods reside upon the clouds of the heavens, and play favorites with the lives of men.
seems like they should get a life.
zeus says: get a life.

Arantheal  2014-09-07T16:07:13Z

What would Zeus do? Probably manifest as a bull, rape a young virgin and abandon her. Not even kidding, this stuff is actual legend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_%28mythology%29#Abduction

?2014-09-07T16:09:32Z

Zeus would turn into some sort of wild animal and bang your wife.

He's always banging people's wives. And daughters. And sons. And sometimes their pets. Zeus was a horny b@stard.