I pooped my pants in a basketball game. I'm afraid to go back to school?

I usually sit the bench on our varsity basketball team. It was the end of the game and we were down by one with 12 seconds left. We had a lot of injuries so I got to go in for the potential game winning play. During the play, a guard missed the shot and I somehow got the rebound and I got fouled. So I got to shoot free throws with only 1 second left. I shot the first free throw and I airballed it. I choked. But I had one more chance. But then I had a horrible pain in my stomach. The entire gym was dead silent as I was about to shoot. All of a sudden, I farted really loud. It sounded like a trumpet. Then I looked down in horror to see that I pooped my pants. It exploded down my leg and some even got on the players. My leg was covered in poop and about 1/8 or so of the gym floor was covered in poop. Then the referee slipped and fell on a puddle of poop. They didn't let me shoot the second free throw and the refs called the game off. We lost. Should I quit the team? Should I change schools?

Anonymous2015-03-01T06:06:17Z

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Anonymous2015-02-28T22:11:36Z

An eighth of an entire bball court? So your crap flowed out like 10 feet? That would be a hundred pounds of poo...impossible unless hippopotamuses have started playing basketball and I didn't know.

Anonymous2016-12-11T09:52:13Z

Poop My Pants Game

R.F.2015-02-28T22:12:02Z

Wow, that is a horribly sad story :( I don't know what I would do.... I guess I would be done with basketball, if it were me... but then again, just laughing it off could work too. Like, "hey, **** happens." but I don't know.. that is tough! Did you talk to your parents about this? I wonder what they would say.

Quan2015-03-01T10:50:18Z

Nice troll

You should run away from home and move to North Korea and change your name to Fishcake Donkey. You should change your hair color to neon green and you should get your skin color changed.

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