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I'm afraid to poop at school. What should I do?
It was never a problem before but then the first day 7th grade I was in the girl's bathroom making twosies and it came out with a really loud "QUEEEFLEHHH! QUEEFLEHHHH!" type of noise. All the girls outside the stall starting cracking-up. I wanted to die!!! Ever since then, it's always the same. My home stools are whispery and quaint but school plops are loud no matter what I do. Now I'm just too afraid to even go to the bathroom at school. I DON'T WANT TO EARN A CRUEL NICKNAME!
What do I do? And why are my school poops SO LOUD!
11 Answers
- Mighty Balls ?Lv 42 decades agoFavorite Answer
its okay... i hate pooping in public, and one time i got sick at a hospital (was there for someone else) and i had to keep going and going in a public restroom... people kept coming in and leaving fast, because it wasnt the most pleasent smell... yeah... it was kinda funny since i didnt know them, but i know how you feel, just go 'twosies' during class when no one is in there
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Even though it might be mean, that is kinda funny. Just go poop beore you go to school, so that you won't need to go while you are at school. The reason your poots sound louder at school is because the sound echos off of the tile walls. The walls in your bathroom at home are probably made of sheetrock, a much more sound absorbing material.
- eggmanLv 72 decades ago
Can't... type... laughing... too ... hard......
OK just learn to flush just at the moment of explosive noise, and just flush as many times as you need to in order to cover up the noise... you could make barfing noises too and just tell everyone who hears that your mother poisoned you with bad meatloaf or something.
- 2 decades ago
You could cover the noise by "flushing" while you poop.
(this might also dispell the oder too.)
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- 2 decades ago
my ex-boyfriend puts toilet roll down the toilet first so that it doesn't splash. Perhaps this will work so that it doesn't make a noise too? Remember though - everyone has to poo!
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Girls are funny. THas nothing to be ambarassed about. We guys tell jokes to eachother about whose poop made the most noise. its like - we compete.
- 2 decades ago
Please poop at home before you go to school and once before you sleep. See to it that you dont poop in school. Train your body to do that..
- 2 decades ago
You can train your self but you can't when you have diarrhea! Take some kitchen matches with you flush light and put in the toliet when you flush.