eve
probably a hemmroid, theres creams for that. Drink plenty of water and try not to force yourself when you're going for a poo. I'm going to assume that *** means anus.
tacos
Is it because of dry weather? because sometimes my *** itches too.
*TROLL ALERT*
The Mikel
Tape Worms, fleas, and lice.
?
You forgot to wipe.