Any funny Star Trek TOS quotes?

I'm a huge trekkie and I want to have my senior quote be something Star Trek TOS related, but nothing too serious. I was searching for something sassy from Spock or something like that anyways, but I just cant seem to find/think of any. Anyone have a good one off hand? Thanks in advance!

Newdivide17012015-11-16T20:08:19Z

I know engineers, they love to change things.

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

Anonymous2015-11-10T06:46:34Z

The answer is no, I am therefore going anyway.

...Admiral James T. Kirk, from Star Trek 3 - The Search for Spock

Jenna2015-11-09T20:42:51Z

There's a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you've already made up your mind about.
... Spock, "The Corbomite Maneuver," stardate 1514.0..

stardate 1312.9. Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
... Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4..

In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.
... Spock, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3615.4..