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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicTelevisionComedy · 1 decade ago

deep but funny tv quotes? (simpsons, star trek, dr.who, any)?

i am trying to come up with a list of "deep" funny quotes from tv or (less so) the movies. preferably from simpsons, star trek, dr.who, futurama and such. quotes should not contain profanity cos then i can't use them. anyone up for this challenge? :-)

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  • Ish Var Lan Salinger
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    In the Doctor Who incomplete epsiode Shada, with Tom Baker.

    During it, he offers someone tea, then says one lump or two, then sugar.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    From a recent "South Park" ... "Real guitars are for old people!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    take me to your leader,oh i've always wanted to say that big grin from the doctor

  • ed
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    “To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all life’s problems!” - Homer

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  • FallenAngelSadako
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    can't think anything else but: D'OH!

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