So I cut off my penis last night. How long does it take to grow back?

My friends told me that penises are like salamanders and will grow back if you cut them off. It's been 3 weeks with no growth. It's still bleeding a bit and I'm getting really light headed. Thanks guys

?2016-12-04T20:01:34Z

Better go see a doc! Good luck

?2016-12-05T12:18:09Z

Nice trolling attempt, you won't be able to find it

Anonymous2016-12-04T19:57:58Z

Lmao f**k off troll!

Elijah Tenenbaum2016-12-04T19:59:07Z

which is it...3 weeks or last night.
dork

Nick2016-12-07T04:55:31Z

mmm sorry, your friend is supportive but not too sincere, I fear... thouhgt, it should heal pretty fast if you have care of it.
and about future sex, how's your butt?