Why are NYers so serious?

OK, I say this as a Confederate, cause the asshole proud US-is-the-best-country on earth types are everywhere, exception being those who aren't racist. HOWEVER, I do understand that NYers are kinda serious in personality, compared to even other cities, why is this? What makes a Londoner, cause London is also another one, and a NYers have to be so serious in personality. Serious people are lovely. "Bro"-saying Rivera Nuyorican, we're ghetto and not so serious, but I love serious people too but why? I get that stress and all of those things lead to it, but even in LA, Cleveland people aren't so serious.

2017-05-18T02:10:15Z

I'm from NY so I know we are serious, well my white half is, because they seem to take the Judeo-Protestant work ethic very seriously hahaha
My "bro"-saying "Seinfeld"-watching Rivera side is more ghetto haha

2017-05-18T02:51:51Z

Anonymous
I meant that I love the Confederacy. I know the army doesn't exist, because I know the US has a history of imperialism and conquest. I mean the US is built off conquest.
That being said... I do love NYers and not all are proud Yankee assholes either.

2017-05-18T02:52:11Z

I don't like in NY anymore. I live in Ocoee, FL, now. which is just outside Orlando

2017-05-18T02:52:17Z

*live

2017-05-18T06:49:58Z

Dick
Says the "bro"-hating "Friends"-watching US piece of **** white supremacist asshole

Dick2017-05-18T06:45:17Z

A confederate?? From the CSA?? Really?? You admit to being a loser, and a member of a failed ideology?? This isn't something a knowledgeable or intelligent person would admit. But I guess the fact that you claim to be a confederate, proves that you are NOT intelligent, knowledgeable, or even rational!

Anonymous2017-05-18T02:49:05Z

Wait a minute.

You said you are a Confederate, as in a member of the Confederacy, which was composed of the Southern US states.
But then you said you live in New York, which is part of the Union and fought against, and defeated, the Confederacy during the American Civil War.

You are a complex man.