Is gravity a Demonic Conspiracy invented by Liberals to subvert the Bible?

?2017-07-05T16:59:43Z

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And Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were both demons sent by Satan to f*** us up. Neither one of them could be considered "liberals," by today's standards. God is working pretty hard to keep you from being launched from the surface of the Earth at 20,000 miles an hour.

Are your feet not on the floor/ground?

Anonymous2017-07-05T16:33:35Z

Nah, I think our Orange Fuhrer has already declared it a Chinese hoax. But that was yesterday, and he'll probably change his tune today. Haven't checked his twitter feed yet.

Elliot2017-07-05T16:22:56Z

Clearly...

ОϾUԼUЅ2017-07-05T16:21:41Z

Sir Isaac Newton was the anti-Christ.

Anonymous2017-07-05T16:16:34Z

"It's not gravity, it's intelligent falling."

— Conservatives

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