Is gravity a Demonic Conspiracy invented by Liberals to subvert the Bible?

And Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were both demons sent by Satan to f*** us up. Neither one of them could be considered "liberals," by today's standards. God is working pretty hard to keep you from being launched from the surface of the Earth at 20,000 miles an hour.

Are your feet not on the floor/ground?

Nah, I think our Orange Fuhrer has already declared it a Chinese hoax. But that was yesterday, and he'll probably change his tune today. Haven't checked his twitter feed yet.

Yes. Also the circle and zero.

Clearly...

Sir Isaac Newton was the anti-Christ.

Yes. It's fake. You can prove it by throwing yourself off a tall building or bridge and refusing to fall.

Taint no gravity .... Is God's will holds us here on this Earth!

Gravity is sumpen the Dems thought up to get black people to vote for them.

Yeah, it was invented by Isaac Newton, who was basically the Noam Chomsky of his day.

Before that people just kind of floated around and God was real.

"It's not gravity, it's intelligent falling."

— Conservatives