For the love of God PLEASE come to Marion, Illinois and spend money here I am a waitress needing $tip$ and it's a ghost town "Eclipse" place?

mermeliz2017-08-21T04:47:44Z

OK.

?2017-08-21T04:16:45Z

Sorry but i've been happly married 44 years to the woman next to me

Shinigami2017-08-21T03:34:29Z

Musta just missed ya, sweetcakes.

?2017-08-21T03:34:25Z

Have you seen the advertisement where a guy wants to conceive a child during the eclipse, ? Invite him.