Where can you get birthday freebies?

Anonymous2018-01-23T16:16:42Z

Probably at Ruby Tuesdays

?2018-01-23T14:12:43Z

The only place I can imagine where freebies are guaranteed is in prison. In normal life - essentially only from loved ones (especially parents).

Anonymous2018-01-23T11:52:53Z

At a Chinese bakery, they usually will give you free chinese pastries on your birthday if you tell them that it's your birthday. But no guarantees there

Satan2018-01-23T11:36:40Z

Which country?
In the UK, I get a free Barburrito meal and a free Krispy Kreme

Anonymous2018-01-23T11:30:37Z

Why, are you born again? We only have one true birthday.