My pet blue bear just attacked the garbagmen and sent him to the hospital. will i get in trouble?

Is this before or after the garbageman ran over your garbage can, inflatable Santa, your son's skateboard, basketball, Christmas tree?   Another new account, how original....Show more

Dying the bear blue is also illegal. You are 100% liable for the actions of any pet you own....Show more

oh, yes -- you will be arrested and the bear goes to animal control as first step toward being either released in the Yukon or killed....Show more