What was the first Joke you ever heard?

What did the shy pebble say?

"I wish I was a little boulder"

no longer the funniest 'ever' yet i'm going to permit you realize the suited i've got heard of updated - a guy walks right into a pub and sits down. The barman asks if he might like a drink, he thank you him and asks for a lager. They communicate, and humorous tale and as quickly as the guy has finished his drink the barman requests his money. the guy, regardless of the shown fact that, refuses. He replies 'I got here into this bar, and you provided me a drink Now, you suggested no longer something approximately money. in case you have been to stroll right into a bar and get provided a drink, might you assume to could pay afterwards? seem, i'm a lawyer. you may take this added, yet i can permit you realize this for loose - you haven't any longer have been given a leg to stand on.' The barman, apoplectic, demands the guy bypass away and not in any respect come lower back. the guy does so. a week later, the comparable guy returns to the bar. The barman as we communicate demands he bypass away as quickly as lower back, yelling the percentages at him and rambling approximately how he had conned him out of his money. regardless of the shown fact that, the guy seems baffled. 'i do no longer understand what you're speaking approximately. I honestly have under no circumstances been here till now in my existence.' in the beginning up, the barman refuses to have faith it, yet finally he does and looks somewhat embarrassed. 'Oh. properly then..i'm sorry. you may have a double.' 'thank you'. responded the guy, 'i'm going to have a whisky'.

I dont quite remember what my first joke was.

One was from all the popsicles my mom use to get me.

and the one that I remember was.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crummy!

HA HA HA HA!

The first joke I remember is, "Why does the ocean roar?" "If you had crabs on your bottom, you'd roar too!"

I think knowing that at a young age, and hearing it from my father, kinda set me up for liking puns and bottom jokes.

my 1st x husband but at the time i didn't know he was a joke. Now i'm laughing the jokes on him!

Why do bald men cut holes in their pants?

So they can run their fingers through their hair!

What tree has the best bark? Dogwood.

What type of plants have fingers?

Ladyfingers

why does peter pan fly?

If you were hit in the peter by a pan you would fly to.

It's a girl!