should chuck norris retire/make a comeback/take up knitting?

it is impossible for chuck to retire b/c he will always be around b/c he is immortal. this means he can't make a come back b/c he's already here and for the knitting comment you should be roundhouse kicked for that.

p.s. chuck norris sleeps with a night light not b/c he is afraid of the dark but b/c the dark is afraid of him... think about it

Chuck Norris can never retire, I mean look at him he lost his virginity before his dad did. The legend of Chuch Norris will live on forever, there is no killing this man

Hasn't he already comeback like 5 times?

Chuck has made a huge come back in South Africa, not comeback he has always been huge, pretty scary.

Knitting is fine. Who is Chuck norris?

Do you think I am senile too?

He's past the point for a true comeback. I wouldn't mind seeing him continue his work though.

He already made a comeback with all those jokes.

Definitely retire. He needs to do Adult Diaper ads ;-)

What has this to do with Fish? This is the pet answers / fish page.

chuck never left didn't you see all those infomercials?