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1.What happened to the first 6 UP's?

2.Are there any unguided missiles?

3.Can a stupid person be a smart-***?

4.Do clowns wear really big socks?

5.Do fish get thirsty?

6.Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

7.Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

8.How come wrong numbers are never busy?

9.How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

10.How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

11.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

12.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

13.Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

14.Why do they make scented toilet paper?

15.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

16.What was the best thing before sliced bread?

17.What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

18.What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

19.What do you call a male ladybug?

20.Why does rain drop and snow fall

Update:

Any real answers or any made up answers are welcome.... Get me to laugh, try your hardest!

Update 2:

Alchemist, your answers make sense realisticly, but not logically.

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  • 2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    I am going to answer these questions once and for all.

    1.What happened to the first 6 UP's?

    7 Up was created by Charles Leiper Grigg. After spending over two years testing various formulations, Grigg decided on one that he hoped would meet his goal to create a refreshing and distinctive drink. He would launch the product just two weeks before the Stock Market Crash of 1929. Grigg never explained the origin of the 7 Up name, hence many folklores were born about the name. The most popular one is that Grigg named the soft drink after he saw a cattle brand with the number "7" and the letter "u." Other rumors suggest that the name reflects the drink's seven flavors and carbonation, or that Grigg came up with the name while playing dice.

    So to answer your question, there are no 6 Ups.

    2.Are there any unguided missiles?

    No. We only have guided missiles and misguided men.

    3.Can a stupid person be a smart-***?

    Only a stupid person can be smart-***. A smart person does not need to show that he is smart

    4.Do clowns wear really big socks?

    No. Even the richest clown Ronald McDonald does not. You would need big socks only if you have big feet. All clowns have normal shoe sizes. It actually comes in different size of footwear. The rest is just stuffing. Its made big for comical effect.

    5.Do fish get thirsty?

    Fish does not need to drink water. Their source of energy is food. The purpose of water is different for fishes than it is for living beings on land. The water is a source for their oxygen and they need water to breathe. Which is why fish dies when it is out of water.

    6.Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

    Jellyfish will not be able to eat jellybeans. They have a primitive digestive system will not be able to digest it either.

    7.Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

    Algebra is division of mathematics. It cannot be worn.

    8.How come wrong numbers are never busy?

    If you had dialled the wrong number and got a busy tone, how would you have known that it was a wrong number. You would have thought that the correct number is busy where in fact it was the wrong number that was busy.

    9.How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

    It hammered onto the ground.

    10.How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

    Zero did not exist in the Roman numerals. Zero as a concept was introduced in India and was passed on to the west through the Middle east.

    11.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

    The physical phenomenon is that night is like a cutain that literally falls onto the sky. And the start of day is when a beam of light breaks through the curtain of the night.

    12.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

    It is does not say how many individual minute it takes to cook rice. So there is no contradiction.

    13.Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

    He uses a towel to dry himself.

    14.Why do they make scented toilet paper?

    To create a premium brand of toilet papers.

    15.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    The Dog Food connesieur.

    16.What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    The best thing to do before having a sliced bread is to wash your hands.

    17.What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

    In hell, you are not allowed to speak.

    18.What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

    Nothing.

    19.What do you call a male ladybug?

    Both the male and female are called Ladybug. There is nothing unusual about this name becaue the name is "Ladybug" and not "Lady Bug" (like Lady Diana).

    20.Why does rain drop and snow fall?

    Rain does not drop. The expression is "rainfall". e.g. There was rainfall in this region. The same goes for snow fall. Your question should have been "Why is it rain drop and snow flake?". You're question is compaing apples and oranges.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • 2 decades ago

    1. they fell off

    2. maybe so

    3. no..then they wouldn't be stupid

    4. no, just big shoes

    5. ya, thats why there mouth opens and closes.drinking water

    6. yes

    7. lol...maybe

    8. lol..your right..don't know but true

    9. lol..your to funny.

    10.

    11. lol..

    12. lmao....

    13. lol..can't stop laughing...your right..never though of that

    14. to make more money off of morans..

    15. lol...them prob....

    16. whole i guess..lol

    17. o-zone

    Source(s): 18. no such thing..just to make money 19. gay ladybug...lol..manbug 20. to tired..but thanks for the laugh
  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    only god and lonely people know all the answers

    Source(s): god
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