Nita and Michael

we noticed the other day there is water standing in the a/c vents that are in the floor....also if you put your ear down to the vent you can hear water dripping.....the pipe outside that the waters supposed to come out of we dug a hole under it because so much water comes out....the waters over flowing outside...but i'm mainly worried about the water in my vents....if you smell it smells moldy in the vents...what could be causing this and how do i fix it? its not safe to breathe in mold...

well here's the thing, i'm taking a Business management course and i have to do a project which is to write a Business plan..well....supposedly i should use word pad to type this out...but i don't have word pad...how do i get it? or what would be the best thing to use to type out a 40-50 page document that needs graphics as well....this project is due in 2 days...any suggestions as to what i should use, i have note pad but that is no good....gg

I've tried downloading some pictures into my albums on myspace, after there done downloading and all, i go to my album and it doens't show the picture it just has a red X...what is the promblem?? any suggestions.

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

To mean?...lol.....so true though, what do you think?

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.~

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND, look how far the love of God will take you

L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours

while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger,

disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the

penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.

And someday when your children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents,

For the past week, i've been getting the kids up at 7am to get them ready for the new school year, and it's now after 9 pm and they are still not tired or wanting to go to bed...we have ran around all day, went to three different parks, went to there open houses for school, i am so drained and so so tired, why oh why do kids never seem to run out of energy?....

WAL-MART APPLICATION

This is an actual job application that a 75 year

old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.

They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be picky, would I be applying here in the first place?

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m.

Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!

On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

****** OLD PEOPLE ROCK

I received a cute email about cleaning your monitor and it has a bunch of puppies licking the monitor i wanted to past it as a comment on someones page on myspace but i right click copy it and paste it to comment and only the words show up, how do i copy the graphics as well?..any suggestions?

I was thinking today, do we really stop and take the time to realize how blessed we are, i mean, i jump in my car every day without thinking twice, but if my car broke down or i didn't have one what would it be like?...and like when my hubbys home it just feels so normal and we get into this comfortable routine, and when he's gone i'm like man, why didn't i say this and why didn't i do that....so, i'm thinking, i need to not take things for granted and enjoy everything i have in my life, don't you think we should all do this? what are your thoughts?

For the past few months i've had this throbbing pain on the left hand side on the back of my head, there is a little bump there also, it is not like a headache it's like a pulsing pain then after a day or two it'll go away for awhile then come back...feels like someone is pulling at the roots of my hair....any ideas?..it sucks because i don't have insurance and can't go to the doctor....this pain is annoying me , i'm thinking i may have a brain tumor..i get paranoid like that...any ideas what this could be.....

we were going out of town for a few day and i kept thinking and thinking if i forgot something, made sure the oven was off, we had everything we needed, but even 20 miles down the road i kept feeling like i forgot something, then when we left the hotel to come home i kept thinking we forgot something at the hotel..it drove me crazy, anyone else do this?

We left for our vacation yesterday morning, well last night about 8 pm the army called my hubby and told him he had to come right away, they are called in to help with the hurricanes going on around here, well my hubby explained we were 200 miles away and we payed a fortune for the hotel room....they didn't care, they said get here or you'll be arrested....ok, well then they call back and say ok be here by 9 am////so, we got up early early this moring and made it back and he got there by 9 am......well, now he is having to do extra duty and stay gone longer because they are mad he didnt' jump up and come last night like they wanted to...i don't think it's fair that he has to stay gone from us longer because we couldn't get back last night....sound fair to you or is this just how the army works?...i hated that we had to cut our vacation short, but this is his duty we understand that, but they shouldn't say it's fine come in the morning and act like it's ok but then make him stay longer

we are leaving for our vacation tommarow morning, wanted to tell all my fans bye....i'll miss you guys...lol...we are bringing the laptop so the kids can watch a movie in the car, do you think i'll last 2 days without going on here or will i sneak on here during those 2 days?..what do you think?......see yall in 2 days

Not that i care about the points, i'm just curious, i posted a question yesterday: Isnt' it obvious the maker of Easy off oven cleaner has never cleaned a oven?...because even using that stuff it''s hard to clean....this questions was removed it said due to community guidelines....what did i say wrong?....it's fine that they removed it but i dont' understand why?...any comments about this......

I have a friend, well, i haven't met them personally so i guess you could say a cyber space pal, and he always seems so sad and doesn't have much faith in himself, what can you tell someone to make them realize they are special?......this is probably something they need to do on there own, but any words of encouragement I could tell him.....thanks.

I know it's good to read the bible, i think we should read his word everyday, but for some reason i'm having a hard time doing this, why is it so easy for me to pick up a romance novel or a mystery book but so hard for me to take time to read my bible?/////I love God and my church and I always read the bible on sundays but then the rest of the week i pray and all but time goes so fast and i get busy .....i feel aweful about this..any suggestions?.....i am gonna get off of here now and read it, since it's on my mind.......God bless

I'm just curious to hear others storys....i always wanted to go as a child but we didnt' go much, then i started finally going at the age of 22 after i had my first son...and i've been going now for 6 years and i love it....did you go as a child or did you not start till you were older?....what made you finally decide to go?...share please...i love happy storys......God bless

I don't but some people do, what is the point of this?...who said that finger was bad?.....i'm just curious...it seems silly to me...