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Ladies, what do you think of my prayer for tonight?

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

To mean?...lol.....so true though, what do you think?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I THINK I WILL, SAY THE SAME PRAYER! BECAUSE SWEETY THAT IS TRUE....READ MY BLOG IT HAS SOMETHING I THINK YOU WILL LIKE ABOUT MEN.JUST KEEP HITTING NEXT UNTIL YOU SEE IT......LOL.......WE MUST OF BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING...

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmmm - amusing, but I can't say I find it funny. Or appropriate in any way. I agree with that other person - it's demeaning to your spouse.

    But then, today's society is teaching young women to demean and treat badly their spouses. I don't understand it. What ever happened to mutual respect, trust and genuine love? Without those, why are people getting married anyway?

    Threats of violence towards the spouse - however sideways they come - I never see as amusing, nor as a part of a real and healthy marriage. Even in play.

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome. The lord will know exactly what to give you, he knows you. He knows the real desires of your heart.

    You also need strength to love him, to have patience and to understand him. Don't beat him to death, kill him with love.

  • 1 decade ago

    I LOVE IT!!! You get a star tonight! LOL! My Hubby and I have been married 32 years and even He would appreciate this one!! Be Happy!

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  • 1 decade ago

    No, you need Strength to maintain standing strong - when he leaves you, he knows that he's wrong and there he remembers your understanding, your love, and your patience.

    Source(s): We ladies don't need that physical strength, but spiritual - there our power. Agree?
  • 1 decade ago

    I've read that someplace before, and I love it every time. God is all-understanding and I'm sure He has a sense of humor.

  • 1 decade ago

    wow some people can have very serious answers on here..to uptight,,,lol..but hey I love your poem and so do many others so good work you get a star from me forsue...the husband is having a good laugh too

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think this prayer should be every woman's national anthem.

  • 1 decade ago

    You never have to explain yourself to God. He already knows. And as a woman, I also know how you feel. Ha ha, God Bless.

  • 1 decade ago

    be careful not to mock God. funny prayer though :] i just dont think you should actually SEND it. lol

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