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lets see if i can make you laugh?
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
27 Answers
- I♥SIN CITY!Lv 42 decades agoFavorite Answer
That's really cute....and unlike a lot of "polish" jokes, it's not offensive. :)
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Excellent joke! You and ladyj keep them coming okay? Here is a little short old and probably well known one but maybe somebody would like it.
A blind gentleman and his seeing eye dog walk into a local bar and the blind gentleman picks up the dog by his tail and starts swinging him in circles over his head and the dog, showing no signs of fear or pain, began to bark excitedly . The bartender came dashing across the room and grabbed the dog from the man and demanded," Hey buddy, just what are you doing ?" The blind man said " Just looking around!"
Source(s): jay hickman - ladyjno7Lv 42 decades ago
almost. A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon
> > a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the
> > river and bumped into the preacher. The preacher turned around and,
> > though almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are
> > you ready to find Jesus?"
> > The drunk answered, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabbed the drunk and
> > dunked him in the water. Then he pulled him up and asked him, "Brother,
> > have you found Jesus?"
> > The drunk replied, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked
> > at the answer, dunked him in the water again, for a little longer. Then
> > again, he pulled him out and asked, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
> > The drunk again answered, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the
> > preacher was at his wits end so he submerged the drunk once more, and
> > held him down for about 30 seconds until he began kicking his arms and
> > legs, whereupon he pulled him up. The preacher again asked the drunk,
> > "For the love of God! Have you found Jesus?"
> > The drunk wiped his eyes and caught his breath and finally said to the
> > preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
HOW DID I DO?
- 2 decades ago
I got it before I even finished reading it. The eye test is kinda obvious, since the man's Polish. But it is a cute joke.
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- Anonymous2 decades ago
Kinda corny but I did smile.