What items are currently on your desk?

are you kidding me? I can't even see my desk. What a slob. Thanks for destroying my self esteem. I think I'm going to become a cutter now. Ow. Quit it. Ow. Quit it. (Fine, CD's, printer, monitor, keyboard.....Hey! Get away from my window. Freak! See, you already knew what was there.

four 1911 .45 autos a baseball signed by the 63 twins and a stack of unburnt dvds a multi pen and 3 bills ans 16 postage stamps and 10 reminders and two remotes.

Right now I got alot of crap all over my desk. I got my printer and monitor, my desk lamp, my game paddle, my tv remote and dvd player remote, my cordless phone, a stack of papers that I printed by mistake, 3 cd cases, 2 cds, a calculator, and a webcam.

My Biology homework, a Mocha Frappucino and a brownie, Harry Potter 6, The Da Vinci Code, my printer, a radio, tons of pens and just a bunch of other useless crap.

The 'desk' I am at is a TV tray set up with a laptop on it, and right now there is a plate next to the lap top and some post-it notes. What's on your desk?

Lamp, small mirror, pens, pencils, work related papers, post it notes, picture album, Cover Girl lip gloss, gold hoop earrings, T.V. remote control, fanny pack, pack of Freedent sugarless gum, printer, Mag-light that needs new bulb, Splenda sugar packs, calculator, paper clips, eraser, scissor, letter opener, pliers, cold pack, toy school bus, adapter for my cell phone, 2007 calendar, 2005 tax papers,

Swiss pocket knife, deck of cards, bread machine instruction booklet

1 fish, in 1/2 gallon tank

1 phone

1 hamster cage

1 lamp

1 pencil sharpener

1 large floppy disc holder

odd & end dust collectors and a few pieces of garbage, no doubt.

It's a large desk.

humm lets see we have toothpicks, books an mags. old cell phone, excedrin, boyfriends wallet, cell phone parts, almonds, candles, floppy disk,(isnt floppy a funny word) lol ne hoo, we have envelopes, a camera, clock, cds, speakers, a picture, glasses, pencil, ring box, empty cheetos bags, yeah we are pretty cluttered!

On my desk, I have pictures of my kids, computer, pencil holder, calendar, stapler, tape dispenser, check deposit stamp, file divider with misc. applications and forms to complete for customers, printer, check printer paper clips,

mouse and mouse pad, calculator, clock post it notes, telephone message pads clipboard and legal pads

A computer,printer,pen,camera,folder,CD,PC games,envolopes,paper,sticker,statue (etc)

TOO MUCH!