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Do you think that Elves are sick of being stereotyped?
I mean, think about it. It's either the short, cutesy, helpful Keebler elf or Harry Potter house elf stereotype, or it's the long, slender, sexy Legolas elf stereotype. Is there no room for medium-height, averagely looking, mildly overweight elves?
11 Answers
- 2 decades agoFavorite Answer
Bah. Elves. -2 constitution makes the free weapon proficiencies useless. No point at all unless you plan on dexterity exploits.
Wait, are we talking D&D?
- militantfairyLv 52 decades ago
I don't know but those pointy ears sure are sexy!
But, it's funny you should mention that, my fantasy book that I'm working on has elves, but they are basically just people with pointy ears. I did get sick of the stereotype.
- 2 decades ago
Ernie is pure concentrated evil. This definitely breaks the stereotype.
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- Just GoneLv 52 decades ago
Who cares about the elves. What about the fairies?
They don't grant wishes you know! They don't ALL care about the ecosystem, and they sure don't all look like tinkerbell.
- 2 decades ago
The only elf I know is tall and slender, and I think he's sexy...but that's just 'cause he's my hubby ;)
- Anonymous2 decades ago
i like elves bouncing on top of me
- 2 decades ago
Yeah!!!!
If you aren't extremely hot and handsome, or short, scrawny and weird, there is no room for you.
Not Fair!