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Do you think that Elves are sick of being stereotyped?

I mean, think about it. It's either the short, cutesy, helpful Keebler elf or Harry Potter house elf stereotype, or it's the long, slender, sexy Legolas elf stereotype. Is there no room for medium-height, averagely looking, mildly overweight elves?

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  • 2 decades ago
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    Bah. Elves. -2 constitution makes the free weapon proficiencies useless. No point at all unless you plan on dexterity exploits.

    Wait, are we talking D&D?

  • 2 decades ago

    I don't know but those pointy ears sure are sexy!

    But, it's funny you should mention that, my fantasy book that I'm working on has elves, but they are basically just people with pointy ears. I did get sick of the stereotype.

  • 2 decades ago

    Yes next year elves will be protected by the EEOC

  • Ernie is pure concentrated evil. This definitely breaks the stereotype.

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  • 2 decades ago

    Who cares about the elves. What about the fairies?

    They don't grant wishes you know! They don't ALL care about the ecosystem, and they sure don't all look like tinkerbell.

  • 2 decades ago

    The only elf I know is tall and slender, and I think he's sexy...but that's just 'cause he's my hubby ;)

  • 2 decades ago

    I'm starting an elvin rights group and calling it SPEW!

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    i like elves bouncing on top of me

  • 2 decades ago

    i think that someone who cares what elves think has too much free time.

  • 2 decades ago

    Yeah!!!!

    If you aren't extremely hot and handsome, or short, scrawny and weird, there is no room for you.

    Not Fair!

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