An Apple a day keep the doctor away but my theory A ciggratte a day keep the tenstion away.....am i right?

I quit smoking a year ago but replaced it with eating chocolate instead. Boy do i miss my clove cigaretts! It will always be my drug of choice. Put Pot in front of me and Alcohol in front of me and put a pack of Cloves in front of me: ill take the tobbacco any day! I sure miss it but not the hacking though.

I will take 2 apples and 10 cigarettes. Who only smokes one cigarette a day? Not me. The second apple would be for balance:)

If the doctor is handsom than keep the apple away.

Until your dying of cancer and worrying about what your family will do after your gone, how long you'll be in the hospitol for, etc.

But yeah, keeps the tension away.

A cigarette a day keeps money, family and life away.

when u say "A" dat means 1(one) so dat s be tolerable but i wouldn't say it's right to smoke

Well you only have to look at the way you spell to see that it's working.Not!!!

since cigarettes constrict your arteries and veins it don't make sense... they tighten your blood vessels so no they don't.

also one day less in ur life

yep