How do I know my PC is a male or female? If it is a female then were is breast?

and if its a male wher is the dick..i no floppy disk (dick) drive

do you know any thing about computers???

your computer doesn't have breasts????

quickly, your computer is possessed!!!

1. you must get a shotgun

2. shape the ends of the two barrels to resemble two crosses

3. empty the lead out of two shotgun cartriges

4. melt down some 90% to 100% pure silver

5. slowly pour the melted silver into a bathtub filled with ice cold water

6. the silver should collect on the bottom of the bathtub in the shape of small spheres or crosses

7. fill the empty shotgun cartidges with the silver spheres or crosses

8. load cartidges into shotgun

9. aim and fire one shot into screen

10. determine what type your computer is. is your computer a desktop or a laptop?

11A. for a desktop - aim at the center of the front of the computer tower and fire second shot

11b. for a laptop - aim at the center of the keyboard and fire second shot

12. if you have followed all directions in full you have just killed your first Were-Computer congradulations on becoming a professional Were-Hunter.

If your computer is pink or white – it’s a female, if black or grey – it’s a male.

Very simple.

put your reproductive extremity in the usb port i'm sure it'll fit!!

nice question...

next time ask us if your pc bears a baby...

check the hard drive

and if it is male where is the dick

How do you know if its a lesbian or a gay?

y are you looking for the boobs? :) heheh

depends how tempramental it is