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Let's say you can go back in time and beat up ONE historical figure. Who would it be?

Only pick historical figures that are well known enough to have information about them on the web.

Only pick people that were dead at least five years before you were born.

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  • 2 decades ago
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    If it's a given that I would win the fight, I'd definitely have to beat up M. Ali, because then I'd be known as the 19 year-old kid that beat up the world's greatest boxer, right?

  • 2 decades ago

    I think it might be fun to go back in time to beat up the Marquis de Sade. Who knows - he may even enjoy it.

    Runner-ups: Caligula and Nero because they both could have used a good ***-whoopin', and Oliver Cromwell if we're looking for someone who deserved a beat-down. There are lots of people in history I'd do worse to, though...

  • 2 decades ago

    I would have to say George Bush's Grandfather i'd kick his nut's into oblivion and the world would be much better place to live in. that family needed to quit reproducing generations ago... the Bush family are a scurge on this planet.

  • 2 decades ago

    hmmm....If we beat up a historical figure then it would ultimately change history..but to keep it hypothetical, I'll say Hitler

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  • 2 decades ago

    Mother Theresa. I'd beat her down then knock her up.

  • 2 decades ago

    J f Kennedy

  • 2 decades ago

    Gandi

    he sucks donkey balls!

  • 2 decades ago

    Hitler

  • 2 decades ago

    Hitler.

  • 2 decades ago

    ADOLPH HITLER

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