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Dave
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Dave asked in Food & DrinkOther - Food & Drink · 2 decades ago

What should we name our cow?

My wife and I drink a lot of milk already, and our twin girls are approaching the age where formula will be swapped out for milk. We've decided it will make a lot more sense for us to buy a dairy cow and keep her out on our balcony. What should we name her?

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  • 2 decades ago
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    Teeters.

  • 2 decades ago

    Angus. That was a nickname given to me by my best friend during a 3-month drinking binge back in the day since all we did was drink beer and eat at this truck stop. I quickly gained about 15 pounds. My name is Angie so she thought it was quite appropriate. Yes... Angus would be a good name for your fat cow.

  • You're keeping a cow on the balcony? Maybe Juliet would be an appropriate name, or if not, try Vertigo.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Producer,or Precious,Angel

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  • 2 decades ago

    Chocolate

  • 2 decades ago

    Call her Crazy because thats what you'll be if you try to keep a cow on your balcony!

  • 2 decades ago

    That was a pretty funny question, I'm just sorry that you didn't get any funny answers. When I was a kid I lived in a high rise apartment and I used to try to convince my parents that I could keep a pony in my walk in closet!

  • 2 decades ago

    a miniature cow on the balcony must be named Minnie

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    On the balcony? Wow how rude! Well when we had cows their names were treasure or trevor can't remember, mable, and jackson. Or how about cow? Or bull?

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  • 2 decades ago

    a cow on a balcony... only one name will fit. STINKY

    when she gets too old for milking you can change her name to STEW.

  • 2 decades ago

    Creamboat

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