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Mr. Boof
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Mr. Boof asked in Home & GardenGarden & Landscape · 2 decades ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...?

Before you got tired of the racket and threw the little bugger in a chipper/schredder???

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  • TBor ROCKS
    2 decades ago
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    Would you chuck a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck you

  • Unknown 6354
    2 decades ago

    Well, I'd say the little woodchuck would get about halfway through a 2bysix peice of wood before I chucked it into something....probably a wall. I think it would depend on how much noise it made and how useful it was. I mean....do you need wood chucked? But if its random....well...not far.

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. is the right way to say the tounge twister.

  • Retarded Dave
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    Yum yum woodchuck on a stick. Wouldn't the chipper make more noise?

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  • A.W.
    2 decades ago

    If a woodchuck could chuck wood. :)

  • Aritmentor
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    Not much...

    What is it with the woodchuck story!

  • mark
    Lv 5
    2 decades ago

    i would just shoot it before i even got outside to the chipper/shredder.

  • Smiling Emily
    2 decades ago

    hmm.... 4 - 6x6 (haha..)

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