Whoever comes up with the "Best question" will get the "Best answer" vote?

"If Vegetarians Eat Vegetables, What Do Humanitarians Eat"???

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Why do we associate the place in our body that we love, with an organ that spreads oxygenated blood to our organs and tissue? It's such a bland process, what the heart does. Why in the world would we relate it to loving or being loved? Couldnt it have been the appendix or tonsils? At least there is little or no known facts on what these organs do. Why not say that is where love comes from?

The mother buzzard sends her kids to bring food back. The goofy one flys and sings goofaly "I'm looking for a baby bumble bee" He catches one. The mother bee takes her stinger and stings him in the behind while he sings the song and he gets stung when he sings beeeeee. I hope youv'e seen that cartoon. If so, Does it make you laugh?

Have you ever stepped on someones blue suade shoes? Have you ever seen a marvelous night for a moondance under the cover of pale moonlight?

Will I be the one to win the 10 extra points or will you allow me to just get a lousy 2 points?

Are you english or retarded?

*question asked by Alec Trebek to Minnie Driver on SNL sketch.

Society says picking your nose is gross, right? And truly it is, but tell me this....Why is it then that when you are driving down the street you always see some driver doing it?! Of all the places!

you get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

Will you pick this question as best answer and give me 10 points or not?