what is the weirdest thing you've ever thought about during sex?

Doing it with another woman at the same time

Ugh.. god.. don't you hate when like a family member suddenly pops into your head? (and NO, not in THAT way)

But probably the weirdest thought I can remember is "oh yeah, this is just one more reason I'm going to break up with you when we're finished"

Well, I was having a nicotine fit, and... well, before she reallized what I was up to, she heard a lighter, and felt a cold, glass ashtray get set on her a$$.... and she started laughing. She laughed so hard she started coughing uncontrollably. Best sex I ever had...

Ya just gotta understand my sense of humor. Most people don't.

I once thought if I changed the PVC valve on my car and switched to premium gasoline, I might be able to pass my emissions test.

weather the rain was starting and i was listening to it hit the roof and wasnt focusing on the intense woman i was with a former catalogue model for the pennys catalogue

im always thinking i hope i don't pass gas and one time i was thinking of being with a female and one time i was trying to figure out what store i wanted to get gas from for my car lol

i wonder what are some of the things he think about.....no i don't

Baseball. Helps me keep the wood longer.

This is the funniest question I have seen all day! Most people will plead the 5th.

i once thought about what i was going to do to get out of another time with him he was awful and i thought god what the hell am i going to do to get rid of this guy...sad i know

Oh **** did I empty the trash at work.