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Hi. How are you? Okay, I'm back for my level 7. I won't be on a lot, but I'll be stopping by from time to time to pick up a few points and look... *shades eyes and peers into the gloom* ...for old friends. So far, nada. Did I actually have any friends? I don't remember, it's been too long. Once I get to level 7, I'll go back from whence I came. Honest. Y'know, there was a time when I was in the top 200 on the leaderboard? And now nobody knows me anymore. *boo-boo lip*
Have you heard about this? (the ---- You Campaign)?
Some guy (can't leave a link or I'll get reported) came up with a campaign to rid the internet of annoying advertising. I'll have to clean up the language to post it here, but here's his email to the Wii advertising department:
Yeah, I got a ------' problem. Tell your bosses that their ads SUCK! I don't move my mouse across a page expecting to click on something that wasn't there a second ago. Your ad has the space that it's alloted. That's it. If an ad moves across the page to get under my mouse, you are NOT making a ------- sale on my watch. Whoever came up with this ---- is a ------- moron.
What's that? You don't like the tone I'm taking? You don't like the language I'm using in relation to your advertising department? Well, maybe your advertising department shouldn't had drawn in somebody so foul as me. Your morons gave me the invite when they stuck their ad in front of the place I wanted to click on. Y'all ought to give intelligence tests before you hire people.
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoI just got my "Congratulations, you've reached level 7" email...?
And by asking this question, I'll go back to level 6. When I answer a couple more questions, do you think I'll get another email from them?
And, how long do you think I can keep this up? I bet I could get 70 or 80 of them by the end of the week....
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow do I reprogram my D drive partition in Vista?
I have a computer with Vista Home Premium on it. My D Drive is missing after my Spy Sweeper Program ran. How do I get this back, as I was told the disks I burned when I first got the computer will no longer work.
1 AnswerSoftware1 decade agoWhere do I go to ask this question?
I'm looking for the price of a 2D CNC Bridgeport (or comparable) mill. Nobody seems to have the answer, if you know, please enter it here, but if you don't, please enter WHERE ON YAHOO ANSWERS I SHOULD ASK TO GET THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION!!!!!
I positively HATE IT that Yahoo Answers seems to believe that life revolves around the internet. Where are the categories that involve computers that aren't designed to access the internet? I'm an excellent programmer, yet Yahoo Answers can't help me with my talent, because they don't offer the category. What's up with that? I guess everything revolves around them, and nothing else matters....
Added: Oh! You've got a "bullfighting" category, but you don't have a "work" category? I think I see how much you've digressed now.... No wonder why I left. There are better, more informed places to visit on the internet, and lucky for me, I'm posting this question in multiple places, or I'd never get an answer.
1 AnswerOther - Careers & Employment1 decade agoOkay, I want to make a website....?
Price is not exactly an object here... I want a place I can trust. I have to say I'm not impressed with Yahoo's services. I bought a domain last night, and they tried to screw me.
Where can I find a web-hosting service that's on the up-and-up, and still provides some teaching on how to make a good website?
(I know Jack S. about making a website...)
4 AnswersProgramming & Design1 decade agoWhen you make a Cafe Press store, how do you?
advertise it... Like this?
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny1
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny2
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny3
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny4
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny5
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny6
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny7
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny8
http://www.cafepress.com/littlejonny9
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoOuch! Sore fingertips! How do you open a pop can if your fingers hurt?
I've been using my pocket knife, which looks to be an accident waiting to happen. What would you use?
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy am I on Yahoo Singapore?
My Yahoo Answers plugin on Yahoo Messenger always puts me in Yahoo Singapore. While I have absolutely nothing against Yahoo Singapore, I'm from the United States, and I'd like to stay here. How do I change the settings for this?
9 AnswersOther - Yahoo Products1 decade agoOk, what's up with this?
It may have been a while, but the last time I checked, I'm a level 6. Now, why did I just reach my daily limit for answering questions? It's supposed to be unlimited, right? I answered 15 questions, and got a "daily limit" error on the 16th one. What's the malfunction here?
1 AnswerYahoo Answers1 decade agoIf you do get suspended, do you lose your email address too?
I've been getting mixed answers on this question. Anyone here wanna talk about a suspension they got, and why they were suspended? I think it depends on the severity of the violation.
4 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoAnyone ever had a vasectomy?
My coworker had one on Thursday, and said he'd be back on Monday. He wasn't, so I got called in to work his shift. If he calls in again today, I'll get called again. And, if I'm getting called in again, I really should be getting to bed soon.
So, how long does it take for the berries to heal after a vasectomy?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow much different would things be today if...?
When Hitler applied to an art school, he got turned down. How much different would the world be today if he'd been accepted?
10 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhy are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?
In case you haven't noticed, I'm ripping off George Carlin tonight.
Sorry George. I couldn't think of any of my own.
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHow come the other side of the street always crosses the street when I do?
Think about it. It makes perfect sense.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat's the best practical joke you've ever pulled on someone?
When I was in college, we took an instructor's car (Geo Metro), put it on pallets, wrapped it in cardboard, shrink-wrapped it, and spray-painted "Return to Japan" on the side. Then we took a group picture in front of it, and put the picture in an envelope marked "Do not open until after graduation". It was sort of a tradition to play a practical joke on that particular instructor before graduation. It was also tradition to undo what you've done afterwards, of course.
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIs it odd that morbid and depressing music makes me happy?
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago