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what would you do if you couldnt find a loo, in an english country garden?

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  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    i would squat in an asperagus patch

    Source(s): mr. rogers
  • 2 decades ago

    Pull down my pants and water the plants in an English Country Garden.

  • 2 decades ago

    Pull down my pants and fertilise the plants, in an English country garden.

  • fae
    Lv 6
    2 decades ago

    I would pull down my pants and water all the plants, in an english country garden!

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  • 2 decades ago

    Then take a leaf and wipe your underneath inan English Country Garden.

  • Tidos
    Lv 4
    2 decades ago

    Water and feed the garden of course!

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Sh*t from a tree and say "it wasnt me" in an english country garden, OR climb in a bush and do a dundus.

  • 2 decades ago

    Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants of course!

  • 2 decades ago

    Hide behind a bush and try not to blush?

  • 2 decades ago

    pray that I had a pair of depends on or else hold it and run like mad to find a pair or a bathroom.

  • 2 decades ago

    I'd put the words to your question to music.

    Go alfresco

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