PEOPLE WITH WIT! I need your help!!!!!!?

The waiting lines at Disneyland are shorter.

Next.

Yet another young man looses his virginity.

Excuse me I forgot to ask you your name.

Maybe Pretty Ricky will put me in their next Video. Still Grinding on me.

You mean c*nt, so you are. I don't care if I get reported because I stand for the right thing.

What you've done is mean and nasty. I hope you'll have a nice afterlife when she gets her hands on you.

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

English joke from an advert, might not work.

????? wish i could remember his name ?????

????? did i wash the sheets??????

????? is that his phone in his pocket or am i that good at this????

????? hope last nights picture's don't end up on the Internet????

????? hope this guy is not to drunk to preform??????

????? does my but look big in these jeans " never mind don't plan to have them on for long"????

????? remember to gather all my thing from his place when i leave in the middle of the night this time?????/

Ouch... I wouldnt want to be her. Kinda mean...

(That's not what I would put on her pic though... I'm just saying!)

STOP before it's too late. She will be grossly embarrassed and humiliated. She will be mad at all of you for life.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

this is the 9th time today and nothing! i thought rubbing wood would start fire?

Thank God for Gas-X!