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Does Wayne Rooney look like Shrek? Or maybe Does Shrek look like Wayne Rooney?
Could Wayne Rooney score in a brothel?
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
He totally looks like Shrek, doesn't he?!?!?!?!? lol!!!
- Captain HeroLv 41 decade ago
Wayne Rooney's an Englishman. Therefore, the ogre Shrek only tries to imitate his looks. However, if we see a beauty competition with the whole English soccer (football) team vs. Shrek, it seems apparent that Shrek would win. Unfortunately, Rooney would be the first one disqualified and would leave with a big tantrum. Maybe he'll kick some people on the way out in his characteristic, groin-damaging, childish rage. Grrrrr.
(Note to person below me: All English people look like bulldogs.)
Source(s): I'm humorously poking fun at Rooney with no intent to directly insult or personally offend. I am not guilty of slander. - Anonymous1 decade ago
i think Wayne and shrek where separated at birth they are identical twins .he can score in a brothel cause his wallet helps him. but he really struggles to score on the field.that is unless you call kicking someone in the bollocks scoring hes good at that
- 1 decade ago
Q. 1 & 2, No Shrek is better looking, better mannered and more mature!
Q. 3, yes he could some people will do anything for money!
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- 1 decade ago
LOL if anything i think rooney looks like a bulldog or a pitbull, and he kind of reminds me of one two with the aggresive way he plays...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
How dare you insult Shrek
