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A nun, a prostitute, a penguin and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kinda joke?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL- oh you just made me pee myself from laughing so hard

  • 1 decade ago

    The prostitute says "lets go in the back door and have some fun!"

    The nun slaps the prostitute on the hand with a ruler and starts preaching to her

    The penguin asks for krill, raw, not cooked (don't ask me how he can talk)

    And the cowboy pulls out a pair of pistols and says "This is a hold-up! Now give me all dem money y'all!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Thank you for making me smile this a.m.!!

    Hope you have a good day!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, I've heard that one before, but it's still funny. Thanks for the laugh :)

  • 1 decade ago

    didn't really get what was so funny

  • 1 decade ago

    cute....

  • 1 decade ago

    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) yup

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