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Does anyone have the instructions for Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest Pirates Dice game? I picked the game up at a yard sale. It didn't have the directions how to play. Could someone email me a copy, please?

I need a code for One For All r remote for a Pioneer DVD player. remote URC is 4330

The bus driver was late for work so he had to drive the Sesame Street bus.

His first stop he picked up two fat girls, both named Patty.

The next stop he picked a kid who said his name was Ross and he was special.

The next kid he picked up was Lester Cheese. He sat down and started picking his bunions.

When he got back to the bus garage he was irritable. The boss asked what was wrong.

He said it was a rough day. He had "two all-beef Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus."

I had a Cingular phone for over 2 years and they switched to AT&T. Now I am charged for unanswered calls. I don't believe I was when it was Cingular. We have never run over our minutes until now. We always had carryover with Cingular, but not with AT&T. Does anyone else agree?

Pre-K is not mandatory in WV but once they are already in class can they be withdrawn to be kept out of school. They didn't move, they just don't have transportation. I've heard you can't withdraw them after the first 6 weeks. Does anybody know?.

Who is the best online broker for someone who doesn't have very much money to start with?

Does anyone understand hormone counts. A friend is about 4-5 weeks pregnant and went to the er because she was cramping. They said she was pregnant, but her hormone count was only 16, so they thought she was going to miscarry. She was upset and I looked up that it could be somewhere between 14 and 475 or something like that. Can anyone explain this?

1. What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

2. What gets wet when drying?

3. You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

Love Story

I will seek and find

You . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache,

shake & sweat until

you moan & groan.

I will make you beg

for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to

the point that you will

be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am

finished, you will be

weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.

Hint: 1 + 100 = 101

When certain commercials air I have to close my ears. I hate it when they sing telephone numbers, especially the lawyer commercials.