Long story, but cute, what do you think?

The bus driver was late for work so he had to drive the Sesame Street bus.

His first stop he picked up two fat girls, both named Patty.

The next stop he picked a kid who said his name was Ross and he was special.

The next kid he picked up was Lester Cheese. He sat down and started picking his bunions.

When he got back to the bus garage he was irritable. The boss asked what was wrong.

He said it was a rough day. He had "two all-beef Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus."