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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    haha that is so true. it sucks having a backseat driver

  • 1 decade ago

    So true, but usually it is my boyfriend telling me how to drive, it makes me crazy!!!! 10/10!

  • Thats really true when my sister drives I do that to her

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    90%

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    nice

  • 1 decade ago

    haha yeah, i drive, and my dad does this to me ALL THE TIME! =(

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I BET U IT A TRUE STORY.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha...ill use this one 4 sure

  • 1 decade ago

    HaHa. So true!

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