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shiningthowra
shiningthowra asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 1 decade ago

In every way I turn, my a.s.s. is always behind me, I wonder why?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Because your behind is always at your back.

    Same happens to me...

    LOL

    BTW, I really like it that way, otherwise, my farts would reach my nose in a matter of 1 sec.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's because it is directly behind you...there is no way for you to get a full view of it without a mirror.

  • asian.bl0ndexx3
    1 decade ago

    because a human's waist can only turn so far. and unless you're barbie and can turn your waist 360 degrees, that's where its going to stay.

  • jannabanana
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Because it would look funny in front of you.

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  • Christopher H
    1 decade ago

    well is it a nice a.s.s?

  • aleacia f
    1 decade ago

    because its ur *** and nobody elses so it will follow u around

  • David H
    1 decade ago

    At least it's not in front of you

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If it wasn't always 'behind' you, they wouldn't call it your 'behind'!

  • JIMMY j
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    try doing a somersault

  • gimpalomg
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Oh please, that's simple.

    Tell me where my lap goes when I stand up? Now that's a mystery.

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