What is the funniest thing you have heard a kid say lately????

From my little sister.

We were driving through the country, past a field full of cattle.

Two cows were mating and the bull was REALLY going at it.

My baby sister points and yells.."Look Mommy! CIRCUS COWS!

She had seen circus elephants in that position.

This cute guy, I had a crush on, was sitting in between us.

I'm very shy.

I almost died.

My son is 2 1/2 and he still speaks quite a bit of gibberish, but you can make out what he's saying for the most part. One day me, him, and his dad were all sitting around each other and he had a penny in his hand. He looks at his dad and as clear as a sunny day says, "Daddy, do u wanna buy a diaper?" It was soooo cute!!

My Mom has a big farm and I took my 3yr old daughter to ride horses. She was really looking at the horse and she walked around on the other side looking very puzzled. She said "Mommy where do we put the batteries"

My little sister was at a funeral and liked the Barbie Girl song. She looked into the casket, taking the whole scene in, and then started singing loudly "I'm a Barbie Girl, and I'm dead. Life in a casket, it's not fantastic. You can't brush my hair, it'll fall out everywhere. Imagination, Death is frustration"...I don't know if she made it up on the spot or what, but everyone was staring.

haahaa thiis one is really funny lol

OKAY me, my boy friend chris, and his cousin leon were in my friend colleen's play house(a big one) watching a movie on the tv. Colleen's dad came home from work, and he gave us ice cream(i have no idea why lol). And then after we were eating our ice pops and Ni-ni( a young girl chris's little sister), and kaylanee(chris's other little sister around 11 years old) were just out side the play house. Now in her playhouse is a slide where you can hear things but you can't hear clearly. Leon had a red ice pop and threatened to let it drip on my white shirt and i screamed stop!! for a while with breaths in between so through the slide it sounded like stooo-uh-ooo--uh----ooo-uh--p! And all you hear is kaylanee saying Lena! EW you're having s e x?!?!?! And little 3 year old ni-ni runs inside colleen's house saying colleen stop them quick!! Lena is Having s e x in your play house!!! Go listen from the slide. Omg and ni-ni may i tell you is a quiet shy sort-of child so yea hahahah lol that was funny.

My undesirable 2 y.o. daughter would not bypass over a beat. She asks for "Ice capps" (iced cappucinos) from the backseat when we bypass by using thecontinual-through at Tim Horton's. She looks stunning and harmless, yet regrettably, she lost her virgin ears beforehand. as an celebration, the day previous even as making waiting for artwork, i realized I had left my footwear upstairs and reported, "Oh sh*t, I forgot my footwear." She overheard me and reported, "Sh*t, my footwear." a lengthy time period lower back, she changed into taking section in with a rock in the front backyard and threw it at my knee. not wondering, I reported, "F*ck that hurts." A football mom who changed into taking her youngsters to the sector in the course of the line gave me a lecture on my language, so I reported, "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck" to cheese her off. (i'd had a pair beers and did not choose her lecture nor her dirty looks because my knee did f*cking damage.) My daughter repeated, "F*ck, f*ck, f*ck." "real astounding," reported the football mom. i have fairly were given to commence gazing what I say around the children. (element taken, football mom.) j0e

After my lil brother told my family he didn't get a job

my little sister (7) said "I think he's trying to set the world record for most not getting the job"

Okay. The other day I was standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth and my son (21 months) got my box of tampons out of the cabinet. My daughter (5 yrs) freaks out and says "MOM, he's got your croutons!!!!!!" Absolutely hysterical.

My little cousin today has this little minny voice. She looked into my eyes with puppy dogs eyes, and said, "Eva, do we have a crush on each other?" My aunt looked and laughed and said, she doesn't quit know the meaning of that word yet.

The teacher asked the school kid, what part of our body goes first to the heaven;

The school kid: our legs, then the teacher asked why, the kid says; because everynight my mom legs up yells oh my God I am coming....