Two ladies meet in heaven?

TWO LADIES MEET IN HEAVEN

1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."

2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"

1st woman: "I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I

began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What

about you?"

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But

instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st woman: "So, what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there Somewhere, that

I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic

and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every

closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked

everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over

with a heart attack and died."

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......we would both

still be alive".