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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • Joe
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    Who Cares !!!but then i found this

    This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Heck if I know. Has anybody thought of asking the woodchucks "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

  • A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • 1 decade ago

    As much wood as the woodchuck can chuck.

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  • 1 decade ago

    As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

  • 1 decade ago

    If a woodchuck could chuck would, and a woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as woodchuck could chuck.

  • 1 decade ago

    5

  • 1 decade ago

    7

  • 1 decade ago

    Chuck Norris's wife thought that would be a good joke to tell him after a long day at the office..unfortunately he didn't take to it too well..he round housed her 100ft then preceeded to kill everyone in a 5 mile radius..after that he laughed because he realised the irony of the situation...he now knew how much wood he could chuck!

  • 1 decade ago

    a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

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