There are two guys out playing golf,?

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Joe says to Mark as he hands him a fine Cuban cigar " Do you have a light?" 
"Sure", said Mark as he reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Where did you get that lighter, its huge?!?!" asked Joe
" From my genie." Mark replied. " Wanna see him?"
" Ok " said Joe.
So Mark pulls this old bottle out of his golf bag and rubs it for a second and out pops this genie. The genie says to Joe " I will grant you 1 wish, what'll it be?"
Well Joe thought to himself, I better make this good, so he says to the genie " I wish I had a million bucks!" The genie made a gesture with his hand and poped back into the bottle. Well Joe looks around wondering where his million bucks is when all of the sudden the sky went totally black. He could here the sound of hundreds of wings, and when he looked up the sky was filled with DUCKS!
Mark looked at Joe and said " I forgot to tell you he was hard of hearing. You don't think I would have wished for a a 10inch BIC do you?

But why is the rum always gone? · Accepted Answer

Good one.  There could have been a lot worse wishes to be misheard.  Make me George Clooney and wind up as Mickey Rooney!

♥Gilmore♥ · Answer

heheh. ... funny. check this one:

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a provate room.

20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" "I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me? The nurse replied "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to blow him. "I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"

Anonymous · Answer

thats funny for sure...i would ask the genie to grant me more million wishes...

JustAskMe · Answer

What the Duck?

christyxy777777 · Answer

That joke was funny.

Anonymous · Answer

its sooooooooooooooooooo funny were did you get it from

Anonymous · Answer

good one

Nadira V · Answer

Uhh......am I supposed to answer something....?

Ciara · Answer

That is funny...I liked it.

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