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Hhhhhhmmmmm?
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?" "Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"
"A Jack."
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
good one....
check this one too...
A man was travelling back from work on the bus. Sitting next to him was a nun- a very attractive nun. After a few minutes the man plucked up the courage to speak to her.
"Hi, I know you're a nun and all that, but you are stunning! Do you think I could take you out sometime?"
"Excuse me," she answered "I'm a nun- married to only God. I'm very flattered but no"
The bus pulled in to a stop and the nun got off, leaving the young man slightly dejected. His stop came a couple of miles down the road and he went to get off. Before he could the bus driver stopped him.
"Excuse me. I'm not being rude but I overheard you talking to that nun."
"Yeah- she was lovely." Replied the man.
"Well," began the driver "I happen to know her and every thursday she goes to the graveyard to pray- about 4PM. If you want her then this is what you do- She says she is married to God so all you have to do is put on some sandels, a jesus robe and pretend to be God! She'll have to do as you say!"
"Cheers, mate" and with that the young man gets off.
Next Thursday he goes to the grave yard, all dressed up as God. He sees the nun and confronts her.
"I am the lord your God. Sleep with me!"
The nun, looking startled replies, "Oh, well... Lord. If you my saviour you may do as you wish. But I have one request. I wish to die a true virgin so you will have to take me up the ****."
Fantastic! thinks the man. He bends her over and has it away with her. Afterwards he has a smile from ear to ear.
"Whats so funny?" asks the nun
The man throws off his jesus robes and laughs,"I'm not God, I'm the man on the bus!"
The nun now has a rie smile.
"whats so funny?" asks the man
"I'm the bus driver"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Poor old Johnny sure takes a beating.
Another for you.
Breakfast With Mom
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell, and you say a-s-s."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your a-s-s it won't be Cheerios!"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
was his dad teaching him to play cards
does any1 know how to play cards if u know plz teach me
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