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What a kid........?
A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?
The birth control pill.
5 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Oh, my gosh, that was so f***ing hilarious, but so f***ed up!! My husband would get a kick out of that!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's good.
And one for you.
Kindergarten Class
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says "Grass is definitely green".
The teacher again replies, " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".
The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".
The student replies, "Then I definitely s-h-i-t my pants"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
wow what is birth control pill
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