Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Lets all hope that we are never like this guy...........?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

"It opens at noon" answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.

"What time does the bar open?" he asks.

"Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."

"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"

5 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahahaha you got 10 points

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. A good joke. Thank you.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol,thats funnny

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO, good one. :)

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    Thanks for the joke.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.