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MUSHMAN
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MUSHMAN asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Lost Books?

Q; WHY ARE THERE NO BOOKS ON SUICIDE IN THE PUBLIC LIBARY ?

A; BECAUSE NO ONE RETURNS THEM

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  • Javed Miandad
    1 decade ago
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    Try another library.....

  • Jenny A
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Why don't they return them before the commit suicide?

    By the way, a great book on the topic is...

    LETS COMMIT SUICIDE by Hugo Furst.

  • klarence_75
    1 decade ago

    if someone borrows they don't return it because they thereselves be happy and commit suicide not always

    Source(s): friend
  • butrcupps
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lame!

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  • seth
    1 decade ago

    real nice

  • Je♥n
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    cute.u made it urself right?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good Joke !!!! Please go on .... Tell me more.

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