Mom use to say..?

A funny thing my Mom would say is "remember, I have eyes in the back of my head".

The scary thing is, she did! I can't tell you how many times we would stick our tongue out at her or make a face and she would say something like "you think I don't see that?"!

Yikes!!

The obvious answer is " because I told you so". I work in a preschool now and find myself saying that all the time.

my mom always used to tell us to wear clean underwear!! in case we were ever in an accident - for real!!!

my mom passed a few years ago and is still missed everyday, so everyone out there if you can, hug your mom

Shut up you little motherfcker if you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say nothing.

"The most important thing for one to safeguard is their reputation."

AND -

"Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you."

AND -

"Stop that crying before I give you something to cry about."

AND -

"Wipe that look off your face, or I'll wipe it off for you."

"Don't make me pull this stationwagon over again, or so help me.....!!!!!!"

"If you keep doing that with your face it'll stay like that!!"

And my favorite: "Because I said so that's why....."

"I'm gonna change my name to sh**, so y'all cain't say it!!"