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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why, why, why?

Why does my father send me those silly Emails in the first place?

Why do parent's say; I hope your kids act the same way you do?

Why can't my father use spell check?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful ?

Why is it that 4 out of 3 people can't count to 21 when they're playing black jack?

Why is it that your father-in-law is always stuck in the past? (This used to cost only a dime when I was a kid.)

Why do your parents tell a story starting with, "When I was a kid"? AND it includes walking to school uphill both ways?

Why do kids always say "I don't know", when they're guilty?

Why do parents ask "Why did you do this?" WHEN they know the kids answer is going to be "I don't know."

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Update:

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Update 2:

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Update 3:

Why do people ask questions after they hear the answer?

Why doesn't everyone have common sense?

Why do people fantasize about things that will never happen?

Why do people dream about doing things and never make it happen?

Why do are people allowed to get kemo when it hurts so much and only makes the problem worse?

Why are some people perverts?

Why are there so many different religions?

Why do we have physical fights when a simple verbal discussion will do?

Why are inoccent people sick? and why don't the doctors acctually try to help?(cuz not all do)

Why is everything so complicating now?

Why do things change?

Can you think of any?

Update 4:

my dad sends me stupid jokes

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Why not?

  • 5 years ago

    Love isn't new. After all, what moved Jehovah to start developing? It used to be no longer that he used to be lonely and wanted companionship. Jehovah is entire and self-contained, missing not anything that anyone else would give. But his love, an lively best, certainly moved him to desire to percentage the thrill of lifestyles with sensible creatures who would admire any such present. “The commencing of the production by means of God” used to be his simplest-begotten Son. (Revelation three:14) Then Jehovah used this Master Worker to convey all different matters into lifestyles, opening with the angels. (Job 38:four, 7; Colossians a million:sixteen) Blessed with freedom, intelligence, and emotions, those robust spirits had the possibility to variety loving attachments in their possess—with one yet another and, chiefly, with Jehovah God. (two Corinthians three:17) Thus, they adored in view that they had been adored first. So it used to be with mankind as good. From the begin, Adam and Eve had been close to bathed in love. Everywhere they appeared of their Paradise dwelling in Eden, they would see proof of the Father’s love for them. Note what the Bible says: “Jehovah God planted a lawn in Eden, closer to the east, and there he positioned the person whom he had shaped.” (Genesis two:eight) Have you ever been in a real lovely lawn or park? What joyful you so much? The gentle filtering via the leaves in a shady alcove? The beautiful array of colours in a mattress of plant life? The history tune of a gurgling brook, making a song birds, and buzzing bugs? What approximately the scents of bushes, end result, and blossoms? In any case, no park in these days would examine with the only in Eden. Why?

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Life. Precious Life. With all the idiosyncrasies, this is what we have for now.

    Enjoy the good parts. Learn from the bad.

    Good Luck and God Bless.

  • 1 decade ago

    i guess because a why is part of this life and a why is more easier to be than a because life is life and things are this way sorry

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  • 1 decade ago

    Why, when I bring my umbrella it never rains until I forget it in the car?

  • 1 decade ago

    I think you've covered every single one of 'em.

  • 1 decade ago

    I dont know

  • 1 decade ago

    lol wat emails does ur dad sent u??

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